I'd rather be honest than impressive.

(Source: snerky, via milesjai)

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?
SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?

SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

(via milesjai)

interruptingpanda:

deansass:

ben-c:

WHY do periods exist and WHY do they hurt so much WHAT kind of evolutionary advantage does this pain give me? Huh? fuck you, darwin

dragons used to ovulate as a form of high status and became immensely respected for the pain they endured. They were only ruled by female dragons, and as we evolved, we kind of lost the high status and respect from males but kept the ovulation.

This is now the answer I’m giving my nieces when they moan to me about cramps.

(via pazrascon)

curvellas:

tumblr made me a much more tolerant and less judgmental person like my cousin be like “omg look at that bitch eyebrows she drew them damn near in her hairline” and i’m like shrug maybe the bitch wanted to have eyebrows in her hairline you don’t know shit about her life.

(via pazrascon)

splasheffect:

orima-kazooie:

pizzaearboy:

I am 22 years old, I work for the government, and this is my bed.

Maybe our government is in better hands than I thought

Looks like im going to be serving the right country

splasheffect:

orima-kazooie:

pizzaearboy:

I am 22 years old, I work for the government, and this is my bed.

Maybe our government is in better hands than I thought

Looks like im going to be serving the right country