hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only
WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?
SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA
FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD
WHY do periods exist and WHY do they hurt so much WHAT kind of evolutionary advantage does this pain give me? Huh? fuck you, darwin
dragons used to ovulate as a form of high status and became immensely respected for the pain they endured. They were only ruled by female dragons, and as we evolved, we kind of lost the high status and respect from males but kept the ovulation.
This is now the answer I’m giving my nieces when they moan to me about cramps.